Degenerate Distichs

I wanted to write a poem about death
but it ended up being about sex.

Death is beautiful if set to music,
preferably by a German composer.

The French call an orgasm “the little death.”
My favorite porno is Triumph of the Will.

Prague erupts with the sweet music
of a Sten gun jamming and a bomb going off.

At the Auschwitz Museum,
I try on the bifocals of murdered Jews.

The Jews of Vienna were forced to scrub the streets;
I fantasize about licking a jackboot until it shines.

If G-d exists, It’s a poet.
(Only a poet could invent blood poisoning.)

I could never be an academic historian—
my mind’s a veritable nation of perversities.

A good German is hard to find.
Herr Reichsprotektor, fuck me from behind.